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kC's avatar

Team asteroid here

Stormy Lewellyn's avatar

Same. There is no better time for a global extinction event or rapture. I'm keeping my options open.

Kristen Garrett's avatar

It’s not a planetary destructive size though. Only a city killer

Alexis's avatar

I just rewatched Don't Look Up and I was thinking the whole time I'd be ok if that happened here.

SonnaOlson's avatar

Same. You made me laugh

Leslie Royce's avatar

I came here to say this. Is there anyway we can increase the odds?

I could 💩 a better president's avatar

We need an evil mastermind to invent a gravitational pull machine to help correct its course. Maybe others could be pulled in, too.

seamlesslywarped's avatar

Best comment of the year right here.

I could 💩 a better president's avatar

All I can say: THANK GOD! Bring it on!!!

JLDekker's avatar

A large asteroid sounds lovely right now.

ConcertsandRaccoons's avatar

Can it land at Mar-a-largo? I mean, hopefully he's dead by then but I'm fine with it.

Katy Cooper's avatar

I’m starting to feel like I’ll take the asteroid over the dystopian hell we’re devolving into.

Avril Orloff's avatar

Sorry, Mitch McConnell, you got in bed with the devil a long time ago, and you can’t op-ed your way out of it now that you’re having regrets. Too little, too late, old man.

Lisa K's avatar

He's trying to ease his conscience since he knows he's got one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. Fuck him!

Steph's avatar

Yep...like, thanks Mitch, but we still blame you 🤷‍♀️

Nicole's avatar

Things are so bad that Mitch is like, dude is crazy.

Heather McGraw's avatar

According to Drop Site News, Elon Musk stands to gain significantly from his position within Trump’s orbit as the State Department is set to award Tesla with a $400 million contract.

THAT DOESN’T SOUND SHADY AF good god

Tay Leigh's avatar

Aaron, please make sure to take care of yourself. While we all appreciate all your hard work, you need to take care of yourself too.

Aaron Parnas's avatar

Your support helps me keep going!!

Tara McGrath's avatar

I hope you have a good therapist Aaron! (From a therapist, who also has a therapist) 💜

Dave Occhipinti's avatar

I was thinking the same thing. It’s a huge responsibility you are taking on, in this ‘current events climate’.

Jan's avatar

How bad are things? So bad that we’re cheering on the asteroid. 🤦‍♀️

Heather McGraw's avatar

LOL I’M BEGGING YOU. How do I increase those odds, I wanna do my part

Famously Difficult's avatar

I mean, it could be like when you’re in an elevator and you have to jump up and down, but I’m not really sure. 👍🏻

Janice Darling's avatar

This pronouncement on Ukraine is just WRONG. I so wish we had moved more swiftly and decisively to push back on Putin when we had the chance under Biden. Russia is getting the territory it unlawfully stole at great loss to Ukraine, it is making sure that Ukraine isn't part of NATO, it is not getting punished for the war it started which is totally against international law and there is nothing much to deter it from doing the same in the future, with no push back, leadership or aid from the US, just from Europe. I am steamed, and feel so deeply for Ukraine's huge and heart filled resistance to Russian aggression. This is the future folks--USA just letting people die from war, from lack of USAID, from lack of participation in the greater life of the global community. Isolationism is death.

Buddha's avatar

The 71 year old woman should be named .

Angela's avatar

I both agree and disagree. I agree only if her family agrees. If they’ve chosen privacy, they have that right. Unless and until we know why she hasn’t been named, I’ll tread cautiously.

Buddha's avatar

She matters , she died because USAiD failed her .

Noah Hopson-Walker's avatar

It's not the fault of USAID. It's entirely on Trump for signing the EO, the ghouls that laid it out in Project 2025, and the collaborators following Trump's orders.

Dre G's avatar

All jokes aside how do we redirect this thing towards Florida?

AmyLorene's avatar

I’m thinking sooner. I don’t think I can wait 7 years. Karma needs to intervene ASAP

Reya Vega's avatar

Became a paid subscriber. I honestly don’t trust any news source but you anymore.

KAREN8WORC's avatar

Check out Hawk on YouTube. He's a CA lawyer and very good. Great sense of humor. Warning...he does swear. Who doesn't these days?

Lisa K's avatar

Same! I hate to see him working so hard, but I really appreciate his efforts.

Ryan Lippard's avatar

Finally some good news! ☄️

Jonathan Brownson's avatar

Tulsi Gabbard is a plane crash waiting to happen...

After looking her up on Wikipedia, I acknowledge that I don't know her well enough to slander her the way I did. I need to be more careful about my "he said, she said" comments.

Noah Hopson-Walker's avatar

We can only hope that the Boeing/Musk team up leads to the most likely conclusion.

Oubliette's avatar

I too welcome our Asteroid Overlord. May it land on the orange stain and his lackeys. Oh and that huge rat too.

Billy Ellingham's avatar

Can we speed it up...I'm tired of this life