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Abigail S's avatar

I want to impose a 200% slap on his orange face

Mary Anne Tyre's avatar

I'd like to increase that slap by 200%

Steph's avatar

I'll add a couple hundred percent ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

Josie Hernandez's avatar

You have my permission ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

Jennifer Stocker's avatar

Can we get Eddie Hall to give that slap? Heโ€™s a British strong man for anyone not aware.

Warrior4Justice's avatar

I'll add another 200% to that slap while he's being handcuffed and then taken away to live in orange for the rest of his life.

Holly's avatar

My absolute favorite comment

Randi's avatar

Can trump literally get any more stupid. My god.

Thanks Aaron for reporting today ๐Ÿ’™

Isabelle's avatar

Yes he definitely can! And he will! ๐Ÿ™„

Heather Maize's avatar

Does he not know that champagne is champagne because itโ€™s from the province of Champagne? ๐Ÿ™„

Isabelle's avatar

No, and he probably doesnโ€™t know that France will just buy Whiskey and Bourbon in Ireland until US is lead by an adult again!

Heather Maize's avatar

Whiskey yes but โ€œrealโ€ bourbon is made in America.

Isabelle's avatar

Hey you do what you can under the circumstances ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I donโ€™t like Bourbon so I have no idea

Laura Young's avatar

You would really think a "high class, successful billionairre" would. I did and I grew up on Boones Farm and Mickey 40s ๐Ÿ˜€

Conni Spellman's avatar

He doesn't drink. His brother was an alcoholic. He has no clue about liquor any more then he has a clue about anything else

Holly's avatar

I always forget that he doesn't drink. His behavior makes me think he's been drinking all day.

Warrior4Justice's avatar

He'd probably be more coherent if he did drink.

Heather Maize's avatar

I thought of that but still, with his pedigree and refined sense of styleโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chris Resists's avatar

Probably not since he was born in the Sparkling Idiot region of the US.

Heather Maize's avatar

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Heather Mikels's avatar

Was going to say the same

Suzanne Whitaker's avatar

Subscribed! Aaron, I like these bitesize reports and appreciate your passion in doing so. Especially love seeing young people getting involved and making a difference. Thank you!

Pour Bagle's avatar

Dump thinking he's playing hardball with 200% is so childish. "oh yeah well I TRIPLE dog dare you ANDYOUCANTSAYNOTOATRIPLEDOGDARE"

Katrina Ludvig's avatar

Exactly what it is! So childish ๐Ÿ™„

CJKGenX's avatar

Play how/what I WANT TO or I'll take my toys and go home!!

Inqvmnd's avatar

I have been wanting Pete Buttigieg as POTUS since he ran in 2020. He won Iowa, but had his supporters coalesce around Biden to beat Trump. He put Country above himself and no one seems to remember.

Steph's avatar

We also voted for him in the primary back then ๐Ÿ’™ He would be AMAZING for the country ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

CJKGenX's avatar

And he's been out there on Fox for awhile, so people know he's sane/sensible, I think he'd be an awesome candidate!

Inqvmnd's avatar

He's the antidote to JD Vance.

Melissa's avatar

Like we can't possibly make all of that stuff here. There's climate and agriculture. We are in the dumbest timeline.

Taryn Elliott's avatar

Heโ€™s like a petulant toddler. Ugh.

Danita Hamilton's avatar

Trump Has To Be The Most Dumbest Moron That Ever Existed

Erynn's avatar

These morning updates are so helpful. It keeps me from doomscrolling to find the newsโ€ฆall neatly organized right here. Thanks, Aaron!

Heather's avatar

Dems better hold the line and let this government shut down because it's going to implode if it continues to be battered from the inside by this administration.

Lisa Bennett's avatar

Thank you, Aaron. This tariff war is so stupid. Stupid is as stupid does.

VVV03's avatar

You play stupid games you win stupid prizes.

Nikki ๐Ÿ’™'s avatar

What a petty little man! Iโ€™m so sick of this! Turning allies into enemies! Wake me up from this nightmare!

Jose's avatar

No news about Mahmoud Khalil?

Aaron Parnas's avatar

There is no new news this morning, no. As I said on live last night, right now we are in a holding pattern waiting for briefing to be submitted to the court.

Yvonne Faulkner's avatar

Well, at least you can still buy watered down American beer and Russian vodka!

Anthony Fournier's avatar

OMG, I hope Buttigieg runs for President! I would be so excited!