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Techn0Babble's avatar

I appreciate how your headlines are just accurate and not dramatic. That being said, it’s also terrifying that this is just an accurate headline that is also dramatically terrifying

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Evy Rodriguez's avatar

What kind of fucking family guy episode are we on right now? Red, white and blue land? This is why I need the good lettuce everyday.

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Jessica's avatar

I’m impressed that Aaron was able to say it with a straight face

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Charmaine Webb's avatar

I was impressed he said the congressman's name with a straight face. Sounds like he could be a character out of the movie Deliverance.

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SCJ's avatar

I had to replay that part twice because the ludicrously is resounding in “red white and blue land”

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Shelby Weibley's avatar

I'm thinking edibles personally. I think it's the only way at this point

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Diane Lee's avatar

Shelby Weibley, make mine edibles with lettuce 🥬 daily. Dear God, it's like living in Alice in Wonderland now......the diapered dip shit is bat shit insane. 🤯

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GirlyChocolate's avatar

I hope that was a troll. Please tell me that was a troll 😩

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Shelby Schneider's avatar

😍😍

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Ellie's avatar

I still can't understand why Elon is not arrested?! Trump needs to be impeached!

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Jennifer Gehrke's avatar

Right! Also, I still can’t fathom how Convicted Felon dumpy pants legally became POTUS. He should’ve been in prison and not upgraded to President 🤦‍♀️🤬

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Diane Lee's avatar

Jennifer Gehrke,

💯🎯 x 10,000,000,000,000

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Jackie's avatar

The craziest part is he could have still ran for President from Jail and served from there too. Only in America!!!

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Ellie's avatar

Exactly

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Holly Polich's avatar

Impeachment will do nothing, as we have seen twice before. The orange turd needs to be overthrown and imprisoned.

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Teresa P's avatar

He was once already and we’re seeing how well that worked

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Minelisa Seneriz's avatar

Four years of this feels exhausting.

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Professor Clearhead's avatar

For many of us, it's four MORE years. Our only path to success is to organize and overwhelm the junta.

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Jackie's avatar

It has been 2 months and feels like it is more like 6 or so months!!!

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K Turkel's avatar

The press should refuse to show up at White House Press Conferences in solidarity with AP

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Diane Lee's avatar

K Turkel, great idea!! That would be fabulous! Boy, he'd really be pissed off then, probably would ban all pressers going forward 😂

They're useless anyway, just lies and asswiping.

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Tara McGrath's avatar

This is really a brilliant idea

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Ellie's avatar

I said this would happen! Innocent people will end up there! I'm so afraid innocent women and children will end up there as well. I'm sure they will use the excuse they ran out of room to house these immigrants and it's just temporary meanwhile we will never know what will happen to these people 😞

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Sandra Tuttle's avatar

I m very afraid the concept in their mind for the 30,000 bed capacity in Gitmo has a similarity to concentration camps, re 1940's.

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Shelby Schneider's avatar

They have maybe 30 people currently there; according to Chris Cizilla’s guest on video ; Steve Vladeck ; earlier today ; and do not have the $$ for 30,000 build out. But I agree; it’s chilling thinking about it. It’s terrible!

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Sandra Tuttle's avatar

Elon could afford it easily, pocket change for him.

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Ellie's avatar

Exactly

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Janet White's avatar

Just because you put out a bill to buy Greenland doesn’t mean it’s for sale

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Carmen Lezeth's avatar

Preach Janet! Exactly!

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Diane Lee's avatar

Janet White, exactly! It's like what part of "NO" Don't you understand??? But then again, he's a rapist, so "no" isn't in his already very limited very excellent vocabulary.

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Susan L's avatar

Right? could they get more ludicrous?

I know, don’t ask.

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Aaron Hadley's avatar

And they don’t get the parallel between that and refusing to use correct pronouns?

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Joyce Rollins's avatar

I thought that bit about “Red, White, and Blue Land” was satire. Good lord they are stupid

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Sandra Tuttle's avatar

Uh, no. It's Georgia, the Repub arm pit of the nation. Ugh. Only 2 states south of me.

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Donna P's avatar

Right next door to me!

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Diane Lee's avatar

Joyce Rollins, nah..."stupid" is far too kind a descriptor......f*cking imbeciles might be closer 😉

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Sara's avatar

Me going Aaron Parnas barred? Oh. Associated Press. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Aaron Parnas's avatar

Me too probably

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The Daily Defiance's avatar

RED WHITE AND BLUE LAND????!!!??!!??!!??

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Coyote Southbridge's avatar

It’s almost extra ridiculous when you consider how many countries have red, white, and blue flags. The Czech Republic, France, Iceland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Slovakia, the UK, Cambodia, Laos, Nepal, North Korea, Thailand, Australia, Chile, Liberia, New Zealand, Russia, Samoa, Cuba…

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The Daily Defiance's avatar

Quite right!

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Sarah Cotcamp's avatar

At this point I think they are mocking Greenland and it’s infuriating

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Celeste's avatar

I hate it here 🫠

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Sandra Tuttle's avatar

Check check double check.

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Diane Lee's avatar

Celeste, ditto 👍

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Carmen Lezeth's avatar

Now I need to go support the AP. Goodness, I don't have all this money, but I feel like there is nothing more I can do... this is horrible. How do we help YOU Aaron? How do we help this family sent to Guantanamo Bay? How do we not all see what is happening and where we are headed? I know everyone who follows you knows, but I'm beside myself by this continued Trump supporters. (Sorry for the vent. I'm exhausted!).

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David K Shepherd's avatar

How idiotic are these people? Why is anyone bowing to tRump???

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Diane Lee's avatar

David K Shepherd, they're cowards. It doesn't get any simpler than that. Of course, there are some who totally agree with the insanity 😞 Those are the flaming assholes.

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Jackie's avatar

Elon promised to cheat, oh I meant (ha) to get them removed and have someone else voted into their spot.

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Amber's avatar

What happened to free speech 😆

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Jackie's avatar

Can we say North Korea and Russia.. welcome to the conmans amerixa

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angela clark's avatar

I wish I could become paid. Pensioner, so best I can do is sub and follow from Aus where we have an election coming shortly and are facing the same MSM bs that continues to cause such drama in the US. It's a sad, mad world.

Red, white and Blueland? Trump needs a white straitjacket and a padded cell urgently. Musk just a cell.

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KAREN CARLSON's avatar

I'd like to go Black and Blue Land on both of them!

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Jackie's avatar

Musk needs deported since he cheated originally when going through the process of becoming a citizen!! Yet, that is being overlooked as well.

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